The Best Funny Dad Jokes

June 25, 2020 1 min read

When we sent out a request to our customers for their favorite and most funny dad jokes, they did not disappoint! We compiled the best of these in to H-Bomb's Ten Days of Dad Jokes to celebrate Father's day... because if theres anything that comes to our mind for Father's day, its neck ties and dad jokes.

So here they are.. our top dad jokes:

What do you call a fake noodle?  An impasta.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
What's brown & sticky?  A stick.
Dad: Son, did you see that henway go bay?
Son: What's a henway? 
Dad: about 2 to 3 pounds
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Done done done,
done da done
done da done
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Son: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm dad
My wife said that quilts are better than duvets...
I told her to be careful making blanket statements like that.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.

John Chmura
John Chmura

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